WHAT THE FUCK IS ON MY DOOR? IT KNOWS I’M HOME ALONE AND KEEPS INCHING TOWARDS ME

we watched this in physics class today because my teacher likes roller coasters and terrified children

Kickass Kids of the Day: Craving a midweek pick-me-up? Perhaps in the form of a mini-hipster rendition of Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend”?

Twelve- and 8-year-old sisters Lennon and Maisy — and their butter containers — have you covered. You’re welcome.

[death+taxes]

apparently my looks and personality are only appealing to parents, grandparents, teachers, old men, girls, and my dog. basically everyone except my target audience

I don’t know if you’ve ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years. Or just not exist. Or just not be aware that you do exist.

“

—	The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via xdontstopbelieving)

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

silencingthedrums:

dewdrops-on-roses:

waywardturtle:

Flooring that only costs about $1.44 per square foot.

#SOMEONE TELL JOHN GREEN WE’VE FOUND OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE PENNIES

^that tag

Wolfie and I will seriously do this someday.

someone tell CGP Grey we know what to do with pennies…

g1gi:

DEAD