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I'm Jessica, I'm 17, and I live in Wisconsin.

liambringmethepayne:

I don’t even have a type anymore it’s just whoever wants to date me

Sitting around a bonfire feeling intensely uncomfortable as my friend’s grandpa tells us about how he didn’t hire someone because they had a sex change and describing the woman as it, he-she, and shemale

well that was unexpected

theyellowbrickroad:

i dont know why my mom thinks taking away my laptop and my phone will make me respect her its actually going to make me throw up on her

unhumanfeel:

DON’T SAY NICE THINGS TO ME BECAUSE I’LL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU 

shutupmerlin:

Took my boys to a fair the other day and there was a vagina jumping castle 
I thought they wouldn’t notice because they are only 7 + 8
But after I took this photo, he came crawling back up, screaming
And I was like ‘GEORGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING???’ 
And he goes ‘Giving birth to myself’ 
I laughed so hard I cried 

shutupmerlin:

Took my boys to a fair the other day and there was a vagina jumping castle 

I thought they wouldn’t notice because they are only 7 + 8

But after I took this photo, he came crawling back up, screaming

And I was like ‘GEORGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING???’ 

And he goes ‘Giving birth to myself’ 

I laughed so hard I cried 

brandnewswastikas:

There is nothing more beautiful than a girl gently farting. It’s like she is blowing you a kiss straight from her soul.